Sunday, October 4, 2026

"Saving millions for the state."

I was at Shop Rite today and ideas filled my head upon my visit.
We could save a fortune in cost of employment and state overhead if we just changed the process to get your driving license.
Here is the concept: 1.)You have to go to Shop rite . 2.)You must walk into Shop rite with a comprehensive shopping list of at least 30 different items. 3.)You must find every item and navigate Shop rites lanes and sections without asking anyone for the location of an item. 4.)You may not hit or bump into one single cart and or hit anyone while shopping. 5.) You must successfully check out without damaging your cart in the narrow check out lanes. If this can be documented and accomplished 5 times in succession you will receive your drivers license as nothing on the actual roads of America can be half as dangerous and scary as the Shop rite experience.
This will enable us to close the Drivers test section of the Motor Vehicle Department of New Jersey saving the tax payers millions of dollars .

There is nothing as challenging as the Shopping experience or the parking lot which is a minefield of possible catastrophes.  If you can handle it 5 times you automatically get your drivers license. If you fail once you must start at the beginning until you complete the challenge.
I dare you to come up with a harder more comprehensive test drivers test other than the WAWA parking lot experience but that is another blog entry for another day.




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